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DIY: BLACKHEADS, BE GONE
Bye bye blackheads: Use a half lemon and 3-4 drops of honey. Rub the lemon on your face, especially in blackhead-prone areas like nose, chin etc. Leave the lemon and honey mixture on your face for 5 minutes, then wash it with cold water. You should see the results immediately. Additionally, lemon juice will also fade other marks/spots on the face and honey will moisturize.
CAUTION: Never go out into the sun with lemon juice on your face. Lemon juice can make your skin photo sensitive, or extra sensitive to sunlight, resulting in the opposite effect - discoloration or burns.
Wait at least 30 minutes before going outside.
This is Tumblr. Do you really think any of us go outside regularly?
Has anyone tried this/can vouch for it?
I tried this just after reblogging it; while I haven't seen much difference with blackheads yet (a few of them are faded/gone, but I have a /lot/), the redness/discoloration from my other acne spots has faded considerably, and my skin is incredibly smooth.
mirandaadria: pigeonredd: hobbitfeminism: blowhan: potatobeen...
You get home from a long day at work and turn on the TV. It's been a long week, so you think to yourself- maybe i'll take the family to a movie on Saturday. Maybe we'll even go on a vacation soon! We could visit museums and go to plays and see all sorts of fun attractions.
When you turned the TV on, nothing happened. There are no actors to entertain you.
When you went to the movie theater, nothing was showing. There were no advertisements to tell you that anything was showing, so you went to the theater to find out. Nothing playing. There is no one to film and create movies for you. Well at least your vacation will be fun, right? Not like there will be any plays to see and there won't be anything in the art museums.
Well at least you have the shack you are living in that you made out of cardboard and sheets.
Not like you could find an architect to build you a house with all the money you're making as an engineer.bless
THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME
THERE WOULD BE NO ROAD SIGNS OR INFORMATIONAL BROCHURES
THERE WOULD BE NO GODDAMN KEYS ON YOUR FUCKING LAPTOP
I WOULD PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE BUT WITHOUT GRAPHIC DESIGN HOW WOULD I LEARN TO DO THAT
lol I guess that community college that was completed fairly recently by my dad a county down built itself
thanks nbc
I just sent this tweet to NBC.
@NBCNews If these majors are so useless, then who designed the graphic used to announce this on your show?
alegbra: have you ever gotten to that certain point in the school year where you just
have you ever gotten to that certain point in the school year where you just
6rd: absoluteweezy24: angelic-diablo: Reblog this so...
6rd:
Reblog this so eventually someone who knows this sick fuck will take the picture to his boss and get him fired and possibly in jail for intentionally endangering the health of Taco Bell patrons.
Get this fucker's face all over the internet NOW.
Ewww
i thought this was a funny pic of a dude mackin some shells but it seems to be some serious business
anthonyholden: Real life conversation with my soon-to-be...
Real life conversation with my soon-to-be 3-year-old daughter.
I am a wimp when it comes to pretending.
thehipsterlifestyle: rockpapertheodore: christina-mcdonald: Wi...
Will reblog every, EVERY time.
what a helpful young person
I've seen this like 15 times and I still enjoy this!
22mg: thegreenhermione: katherinebloginson: frankenzned: olli...
22mg:
I will never get over how hard I laughed the first time I saw this
Oh man the… the thing it was from named it and just the mention of the name will set me off now
None Pizza with Left Beef
none pizza with left beef is probably the funniest possible thing i can think of right now
the first time i saw this i literally cried for ten minutes and i still burst out laughing every time "none pizza with left beef"
iammadscientist: iamjonwanker: don't say "fanboy" i dont care if you are male you are a fangirl I...
don't say "fanboy"
i dont care if you are male
you are a fangirl
I am a fanman
stillbelievinginsherlockholmes: thehufflepufffromgallifrey: My life's dream is for Moffat to give...
stillbelievinginsherlockholmes:
My life's dream is for Moffat to give John the line "No shit, Sherlock."
Just once.
it's all I ask.
It would be well worth the wait.
best-of-funny: teenytigress: DUCKDATE: ON JUNE 5th, 2013,...
DUCKDATE: ON JUNE 5th, 2013, MARSHALL (aka duckboy) GAVE HIS DUCKLING TO A HOBBY FARM FOR THEIR PETTING ZOO. WHEN ASKED HOW HE FELT ABOUT THE SITUATION, HE SIMPLY REPLIED "I got home and I didn't know what to do with myself. So I ate a tub of ice cream" TRULY A MAN OF OUR OWN HEARTS. WE'LL MISS YOU FAT AMY.
lizthefangirl: drunkpeeta: drunkpeeta: drunkpeeta: My brother just read the skippy peanut butter...
My brother just read the skippy peanut butter and it expried on March 1st
he's been like this for 15 mins and wont stop sobbing
IT'S BEEN HALF AN HOUR
HE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT HE EVER DID TO MAKE GOD HATE HIM
HE FINALLY GOT UP BUT NOW
HE CLIMBED A FUCKING TREE AND WONT COME DOWN UNTIL SOMEONE BRINGS HIM MORE PEANUT BUTTER
posts like these make my life so my nicer
klartie: costanzastan: jacobfuckedme: klartie fucking hell my dad was carving the chicken for...
fucking hell my dad was carving the chicken for dinner and all of a sudden i just hear him manically giggling to himself so i fucking go into the kitchen and this is what i fucking find
jesus christ dad what the fuck
except no.
with the fake text posts lbr we kno u decapitated a bratz doll for the sad, sad purpose of this post
meladoodle: names are fuckin weird, like your parents just choose a sound that identifies who you...
names are fuckin weird, like your parents just choose a sound that identifies who you are as a human being for the rest of your life
maleteen: IM LAUGHING SO HARD WE ARE TAKING OUR MATH EXAM AND SOME GIRL JUST YELLED OUT "THERE'S NO...
IM LAUGHING SO HARD WE ARE TAKING OUR MATH EXAM AND SOME GIRL JUST YELLED OUT "THERE'S NO WAY I GOT 11 MILLION AS MY FUCKING ANSWER"
dearheart42: starexo: starexorcist: jade stark is a thing i...
jade stark is a thing i want to happen
oh man this started getting notes again and idk the art is terrible but I still love this
#THIS REMINDS ME OF THAT ONE TIME JADE MADE A FULLY FUNCTIONING IRON LASS SUIT #AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
fackingmoarkewkies: fuckingrecipes: SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP...
SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP PUTTING ICE CUBES IN YOUR LEMONADE. YOU WANT FIX YOUR WATERY LEMONADE? ADMITTING THERE'S A PROBLEM IS THE FIRST STEP TO STOP BEING A PUSSY, AND MOVING ON TO BEING A MAJESTIC MOTHERFUCKER.
GET SOME FRUIT.
BLUEBERRIES, STRAWBERRIES, PEACHES, LEMONS, LIMES, FUCK I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE PAPAYA OR MANGO! GET YOUR ASS OUTSIDE AND PUNCH SOME BUSHES UNTIL IT CRIES FOR MERCY AND HANDS YOU YOUR GODDAMN FRUIT.
BERRIES YOU CAN JUST SHOVE INTO THE ICEBOX AND GO CONQUER A COUNTRY WHILE YOU WAIT A DAY FOR IT TO FREEZE.
PEACHES AND NECTARINES, FUCK, YOU CAN EAT THE DAMN SKIN ON THOSE! TAKE OUT THAT MACHETE YOU KEEP IN YOUR BACK POCKET, BECAUSE WHO THE FUCK KNOWS WHEN A DINOSAUR COULD COME KNOCKING AND MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO BE PREPARED, THEN HACK THAT DELICIOUS MOTHERFUCKER INTO SLICES.
NOW PUT THOSE BEAUTIFUL FUCKERS IN YOUR FREEZER.
YOU'RE A CITRUS KINDA ASSHOLE?
TAKE THE SKIN OFF YOUR CITRUS AND RECYCLE THAT SHIT! SAVE THE WHALES, YOU HARCORE MOTHERFUCKER.
I BET YOU CAN SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING, WITH THE FREEZER.
FUCK.
WHEN YOUR FRUIT IS FROZEN, USE THEM INSTEAD OF ICE CUBES TO KEEP YOUR DRINK AS COLD AS A SNOWMAN'S FROSTY DICK, AND MAKE ALL YOUR FRIENDS OR MAYBE ONLY YOUR PETS SAY 'WOW WHAT A CLASSY MOTHERFUCKER'
IF YOU'RE AN ALCOHOLIC TYPE OF SHITHEAD, YOU CAN PUT YOUR FROZEN-ASS FRUIT INTO RUM OR VODKA OR SOME SHIT.
NOT ONLY ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE A COLD, FLAVORED DRINK, BUT YOU'LL GET YOUR DAILY SERVINGS OF FRUIT. YOU SNEAKY LITTLE HEALTH-CONSCIOUS ASSHOLE.
TASTES LIKE GODDAMN VICTORY, THAT'S WHAT.
Calm down, Karkat
best-of-funny: iygrittenothing: ryuyosei: killipan-jones: purrim: purrim: why are blonde jokes...
why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
Photo
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best-of-funny: raxicoricofallapatorious: pansexual does not mean attracted to you bisexual does...
pansexual does not mean attracted to you
bisexual does not mean attracted to you
homosexual does not mean attracted to you
heterosexual does not mean attracted to you
nothing means attracted to you
i am not attracted to you
no one is attracted to you
you are not attractive
°˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖° i'm glad we had this talk °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°
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